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Vynut IP
The Delicious Snack Nut of Nubia . High Protein . Organic . Sugar-free . Salt-free
.Long an Exotic Secret . Now Available to the Whole World
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VynutIP is truly astonishing. It is the delicious and nutritious nut from an exotic tropical vine. The VynutIP vine grows only in a small segment of the tropical rainforest, on the Continent of Nubia. Each VynutIP is twice the size of a Macadamia nut, and tastes twice better.

While most nuts are oily and very high in calories, astonishing VynutIP is not oily at all; it is low in calories, and high in protein. For other surprising and interesting revelations, please click “VynutIP Center” at the foot of this webpage. (Nubia is more commonly known as Africa. See world map, below.)

Planet Earth’s Hidden Secret: It seems that, since the origin of the 3 Great Races of Humankind on Planet Earth, VynutIP has been curiously and completely hidden from all Nations except a few.

The Time Has Come At Last

And now, at the fullness of time, this nutritious snack nut is introduced to the worldwide Family of Humankind by Dr. Uche Akwuba, LCE, who is known as the Teacher. He happens to also be a New York City-trained neurosurgeon, who holds medical degrees, With Honors, from the University of London, England.

  
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Where the VynutIP
Vine Grows

The exotic VynutIP vine grows only in the small part of the tropical rainforest, circled in red, on the Continent of Nubia. See world map at right.

The VynutIP vine bears a green fruit inside which the VynutsIP are held, usually 4 in number.

The fruit is not edible. The VynutsIP are ready to eat after they are cooked in the shell. The meat is a pale white color, the consistency of pecans.

The shells, which are hard and a dark brown color, are easily broken when 2 VynutsIP are held in one hand and pressed together as in making a fist.

   World Map showing where the Zynut Vine grows

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Special Processing: Proprietary processing developed by Dr. Uche Akwuba, LCE, ensures that the VynutIP you buy retains its delicate and delicious flavor, and maintains its full nutritive value. None is genuine unless it comes from the HealthiLifer Wellness ClubIP. Dr. Akwuba respectfully invites you to enjoy astonishing VynutIP now.

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There is no other snack nut like VynutIP
Packing

Shelled and dried VynutIP is packed in one-kilogram (2.2.pounds) sealed plastic bags.

Price

$XXX per kilogram (2.2 lbs).

Refund Policy

We will refund 120% of the price you paid, 120% of the S&H, and 120% of the mailing cost of returning VynutIP if returned to us in New York City, in its unopened bag, within 45 days of your receiving it.

Order Details

All orders are pre-orders, because shipments will begin in November/December 2011. Order now for the holidays, and save 10%. Please note that shipments cannot begin before November 2011.

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Important Notice About Vynut IP

The word Vynut is covered by Imperial Patent worldwide. Vynut is the unique name given by Dr. Uche Akwuba, LCE (who is also known as the Teacher), to an edible item processed in a unique way. Vynut is Dr. Akwuba’s perpetual personal property. An Imperial Patent (IP), which is issued by the World Morning Star Association, recognizes and protects perpetual property rights, worldwide, under Natural Law. Natural Law supersedes, in every jurisdiction, any law made by humankind. This perpetual protection means that no one anywhere is permitted to use or claim the name Vynut, or any modification of Vynut, to identify any item, any business item, any food item, any business related item, or any food related item, without the clear written permission of Vynut’s owner. The only exception is use in a news report or published review. For permission, please write in English to Dr. Uche Akwuba, LCE, P.O.Box 355, Murray Hill Station, New York, NY 10156-0355, United States of America.